I was curious to see if the things we do, say and seeā¦are actually funny. The dialogue comes from two work mates, one in the UK, the other in Auz, over an Ajax based chat system. We share ideas, news and gossip with each other across timezones.
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Fighting talk
Mr A. One ickle 8yr old girl I trained with, bout 4ft high (I was down on one knee) was punching way out to the right - did it a few times, then I stopped moving and her punches looked silly, no where near my head (its a big thing that you get bollocked for). I gave her a few pointers - hands up, shift your weight, snap that right arm in blah de blah...hit me right here..so obvioulsy, her next punch cracked me right on the jaw. Was so fucking funny. Until I relised I'd just been 'had' by an 8year old.
Mr A. I think he should be gassed, like he did on his people
Mr S. don't agree with death penalty
Mr S. to quick and painless
Mr A. more slow mental torture?
Mr S. forced to work for our boss for 10 yrs
Mr A. Point. But it does rid them of this earth
Mr S. should do it
Mr A. mmm
Mr S. true - its a dodgy area
Mr A. 10 years with our boss would break any human
Mr S. Just don't think we should be killing people. Something not right about it - taking human life
Mr S. Shouldn't have to drop to their level
Mr A. mmm
Mr S. But then, if the US weren't bumping the off they'd have to build more prisons
Mr A. some sort of lifetime torture
Mr A. to drive them nuts
Mr S. maybe
Mr A. Then fed them to the pigs
Mr S. or somehow forced to do good
Mr S. for life
Mr A. brainwash?
Mr S. to try and counteract what they've done
Mr S. fuck knows
Mr S. community service
Mr S. ha
Mr S. sadam emptying the bins on Hyde Park
Mr A. ha
Mr S. locals would be alright with that
Mr S. 'alright sadders?'
Mr A. jus emptyin' bins an that, pigeon on shoulder
Mr S. 'top of the morning Bob' Mr A. ha Mr A. I spoke to a bin man a few weeks back, when i was walking home pissed. Fucking nut jobs, the lot of them, swear he was more pissed than I was.
Mr S. yeah, they have a gift
Mr S. which is why they can happily empty bins and speak to pissed people all day